Purrito success, syringe splashdown

I swore I had the towel wrap just right on a 12 lb tabby at 7:30 a.m. — gentle scruff support, slight chin lift, syringe angled into the cheek pouch with a tidy [redacted] of chicken-flavored suspension — then he reverse-sneezed it back into my eyes like a victory fountain. Anyone else have the “count to three, then geyser” patient, and do you aim more caudal or wait for the first swallow before easing your hold?

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Quick tip: a cheap trail cam at the attic hatch saved me a midnight ladder ride — second-best “body cam,” per @jfitzgerald52. Pair a one-way door with a light flour dust at the threshold to verify exit, but cap the chimney right after or the “room service” raccoon will rebook.

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I’ve got the ‘count to three, then geyser’ guy too — head slightly down, [redacted] TB syringe parked at the molar ridge, and micro-squirts with a 2–3 second wait. If I prime with a swipe of Churu and warm the chicken-flavored suspension, he swallows instead of reverse-sneezing it into my eyes at 7:30 a.m. Caveat: if it’s metronidazole, I capsule it and skip the splashdown.

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I started using a 2x2 gauze ‘sneeze guard’ over the commissure and it saved my eyeballs on a 12 lb tabby — warm the chicken slurry a touch and wait for the first swallow before the next push. If he’s in full ‘victory fountain’ mode, I do a quick dab on the gum with a cotton swab to prime, then finish with the syringe. @rlin57 is right about the molar ridge, but too steep an angle seems to trigger the geyser for me.

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