The day our cat proved my theory wrong

I learned the hard way that cats apparently don’t care about the theory of gravity. One moment I had my coffee safely on the table, and the next, my feline colleague decided it needed a ‘splat test’ on the floor. Who knew a midnight snack could lead to such a chaotic cleanup at 3 AM — just wondering if anyone else has similar ‘feline experiments’ gone wrong.

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I can totally relate! My cat tried to test the coffee pot once, too — now I just keep it on a high shelf. It works until she figures out a new launching pad, but it’s saved me from a few late-night messes.

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, I feel your pain! My cat once sent my breakfast plate flying off the table at 3 AM too. Now I try securing everything to the edge of the table, but sometimes it feels like they just look for new ways to ruin my day. Have you thought about investing in a cat-proof mat?

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Mine once knocked over my laptop while reaching for a snack! :joy_cat: I’m thinking of investing in some tall shelves. Any other ideas?

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Right? I had to get a rolling cart for my coffee maker after my cat decided the countertop was her personal launchpad. > ‘Any other ideas?’ Well, a cover could help too, but good luck getting through a clingy cat on a late-night snack mission.

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